and speaking of, i emailed the herbal essences girl the link to my first entry about her, just to make my life interesting. that was last wednesday. it's early monday morning now and no response. not as interesting as i had hoped.

how emblematic.

representational.

and really retarded of me.

"are you always so serious?" it's pretty sad when you have to assure someone that, "no, seriously, i can be funny." what i'm really saying when i say that is, "no, really, i am a serious loser."

these days it's so hip to be all cynical and skinny and glazed, and all i have ever tried to do or be is anything but that. now it's so chic, and all i can say is that it's a miserable way to be. shit, wait, i'm not 'glazed' and i have no idea why i even thought of using that adjective, but no.

talk to me, because i'm listening.

if you have a gun, i'll let you shoot me.

i just wheezed like an old man. seriously.