1:26 a.m., 2001-05-24
i saw tim hasselback barfing in a water fountain in sixth grade.in little league, i stole home plate while he was playing catcher and knocked the wind out of him.
every year, his father, don, puts a ten-foot-wide ribbon around his house to make it look like a present stuck in a pile of white frosting or cocaine or mashed potatoes.
i know this because they live a street away from me.
tim hasselback was drafted by some professional football team ( i have forgotten which one) last year. his father played for the new england patriots in the 70's and 80's. his brother, matt, plays for the new york giants. third string i think.
tim hasselback is engaged to elizabeth from the survivor in the outback wild extravaganza show. she is from newton massachusetts.
i am stalking them both.
next time, i am going to write a chapter of fiction here. don't be alarmed when it seems a bit off.
i am a rational and capable human being.