12:44 a.m., 2001-05-30
i am absolutely terrified of those of you who read this.sophie, i got your 'zine. even though i hate zines, yours was, of course, outstanding. splendid.
and you thanked ME at the end of it. what i did to deserve that i may never know, but i am humbled and honored.
read suds as soon as possible.
people far more intelligent than me read this and i feel dumb right now. i am not myself today.
my insolent drivel falls upon the ears of such a lofty intelligentsia. i read what you all write and i'm jealous as all hell.
if the painting of my life was the mona lisa, you all would be the smile.