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12:43 a.m., 2001-06-04
i am growing a prison moustache. i will be the hulkster. i will startle small children and young women. my face will be befouled by a caterpillar-esque pad of booger catching hair. the reason: motorcycle weekend. laconia bike rally and gypsy tour is the oldest motorcycle rally in the world and i attend it. i have no motorcycle, i do not wish to ride one. i just love moustaches and chaps and tents full of illegal weapons.to blend in i grow the prison moustache.
prison hulkster molester moustaches are wildly sickening and unnecessary on any individual under 37. sculpted facial hair is reserved for fans of fred schneider and/or liberace, no slurs intended.
moustaches make it difficult to respire through the nose, and they itch. itch like a bastard; like a whole brothel-load of crabs are feasting on the tender skin of the upper lip. do not try this at home.
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also: suds ist rad. love to suds.
