12:37 p.m., 2002-01-09
i just ate spaghetti-o's that tasted so much like how dog food smells i swore i was about to start whining and barking and licking my own groin and drooling. most of those things i didn't do. i ate some of my dog's food once. it was called 'king kuts' (sic), and it wasn't that bad. it looked so good i had to try it. my dog was jealous, but as a tradeoff i gave her a piece of pizza.she died in my arms three years ago, at the age of 13. she was poisoned by an unknown party.