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� all points bulletin: suspicious vehicle �


2:57 a.m., 2001-04-20

pizza. so much damn pizza. today the lieuenant commander james doctor simian individual and i urinated in the same bathroom, but didn't really talk while in there because it was agreed that it would be crossing the line.

the police were called when it was discovered that he was stashing a stolen sledgehammer in his rugged vehicle. but since they can't exactly dust for vomit, they treated it as a kidnapping and followed what leads could be followed. when last seen, he was still on the loose, blasting some bizarre rap-core early 90's zydeco band with smoke pouring from all angles of is wreckless zoom unit.


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