Schbhood: outside it is slippery

today is not the day we had hoped for

TheSimianDemise: outside is a big box of shit.

Schbhood: sloshing with piss

TheSimianDemise: and liquidy brains

Schbhood: brains with crummy knobules TheSimianDemise: sounds like cereal

Schbhood: crummy brains with liquidy knobule centers

Schbhood: fortified with tooth enamel

Schbhood: bust your jaw on some today!

TheSimianDemise: i am stricken with hunger

Schbhood: or just stricken

TheSimianDemise: stricken with love

TheSimianDemise: for you.

TheSimianDemise: you filthy monster.

Schbhood: me and my filthy ass

TheSimianDemise: i long to touch it.

Schbhood: suzanne sommers ass

TheSimianDemise: and scrape it

Schbhood: scrape it with gritty sandpaper

Schbhood: hunk of lousy burning assmeat

TheSimianDemise: i am propelled by ass grains

Schbhood: ass particles are powerful things

Schbhood: i cleaned my ass in the sink today

Schbhood: too lazy to shower or wipe after my spray session

TheSimianDemise: i've pissed in the sink multiple times

TheSimianDemise: but never cleaned my ass in it

Schbhood: who hasnt?`

Schbhood: do it, its very satisfying

Schbhood: you dont have to flush when you piss in the sink. nice.

Schbhood: they should make hand-held ass zamboni cleaning machines

TheSimianDemise: i am in agreement

Schbhood: like a steam cleaner for the posterior